El Origami Degenerado Parte II

I have to say...the fact that my friends rack their brains trying to come up with crazy nicknames for me makes my day..

It was not enough to leave it at El Origami Degenerado... NO.

You can imagine the kind of friends I have, that they call me the Granny of the group. ME?!?! Of all People!!!! The one that has a reputation for breaking in new tabletops in bars across the country. ME!!! The one that organizes the romino parties , the strip dominoes (lets not even go there). ME!!!
Why? Porque yo soy la primera siempre en saca pie, deja a toel mundo ahi hasta en mi casa e irme a acostar. Oigan ESO!
I dont give a f*ck! Im not gonna be lying upon my desk all hungover the next morning with my head the size of a melon and my stomach in knots. (Although, been there, done that)

SO

All of the factors above have earned me the nick name of...

+

= Origranny Degenerado. =

Me.

Lovely....

El Origami Degenerado

Does everybody know what origami is?
Its an old art of folding paper into these "extraordinary" figures. They can make ANYTHING into origami...ITS FASCINATING..I can barely contain my excitement as I write about it.
*Sigh*




So anyway..you might ask..What the hell does origami have to do with me? Allow me to explain.

I get together with my domino buddies, and we're sitting at my house, playing, watching a movie. My apt is tiny, and there were a few of us, so one of them (the beloved El Morfa) gets up to use the bathroom, me cruza por encima, donde yo me encuentro obligada a hacer acrobacia para que el pase, y le digo...VIEJO pero y QUE EH? Me va pone como un origami ahora??
Ay pa que fue eso....

Everybody starts cracking up...EL ORIGAMI EL ORIGAMI....no me dejaron en paz...la noche entera: Callate que lo origami no hablan. Ey Lo origami no juegan domino tampoco.

Sheesh.

Ahora..los que me conocen..saben que tengo una mente...eh...how do I say it...uhmm....
Sumamente Morbosa.

Yeah..I know its not ladylike...but oh well..
So my friends, no se contentaron con simplemente llamarme el origami.
Nooooooooooo. Thats too simple.



Soy el Origami Degenerado.
Lovely.




Thats Me ---------------------}

Selling the Drama

and to love: a god and to fear: a flame
and to burn a crowd that has a name
and to right or wrong and to meek or strong
it is known, just scream it from the wall
-Live, Selling the Drama

I dont want everyone to think that all I do in my free time is sit and moan and complain about my life..because that is not the case.
Between all the whining I do have a life and I Go out and do normal things and party without giving a second thought to all the drama...And let me say..some of that drama is HYSTERICAL..
I was out on friday with my guys (El Ogro, el negro y evander)
and I was victim of the WORST pickup line EVER. It came from someone Ive seen very few times..
"Mi amor dame tu telefono"
"No viejo, yo tengo el tuyo..."
"Ah bueno..pues conservalo..que yo salgo bueno..a mi me guta mucho rap*r"

BUAJAJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJJAJA

SEÑORES DE POR DIOS!!!!!!!

I understand that sex is great and its something most people would want to have like on a daily basis (those lucky bastards that do..)
BUT SERIOUSLY....who would that line work on????
No me costo mas remedio que reirme..imaginate...Hay que tener MUCHOS cojones para saltar con una asi....

Everyday I make my friend Taisha's day with my drama..Most of it is boo hoo so sad I wanna puke...but alot of it...keeps me and her laughing when I have nothing to laugh at.
Ive gotta learn to sell my drama..alot of it is not worth keeping!

Compartan..epliquenme si han oido un un pick up line peor que ese..pq yo no lo creo...

Tired Of Me

You say..hold on to the reigns..I say let them go tonight..
My brain wavesConfused between what is and ain’t...
Tired of the water...Tired of the wine..Tired of the future..
Tired of Time..
Live- Tired Of ME
This is me......
Im so tired...of everything..
Im tired of working, of college, of being dissapointed, of waiting, of hoping, of trying, of dying..
Im tired of waiting for a second chance
Im tired of trying to project something
Im tired of drinking
Im tired of smoking
Im tired of going to bed late and falling asleep in class
Im tired of my job
Im tired of illusions
Im tired of disillusions
Im tired of being scared
Im tired of procrastinating
Im tired listening to emptiness
Im tired of mental dualities
Im tired of smiling
Im tired of being me..I need a vacation from myself.

I've been lying here holding the grass in its place,
Pressing a leaf with the side of my face,
Tasting the apples to see if they're sweet,
Counting the toes on a centipede's feet.
I've been memorizing the shape of that cloud,
Warning the robins to not chirp so loud,
Shooing the butterflies off the tomatoes,
Keeping an eye out for floods and tornadoes.
I've been supervising the work of the ants
And thinking of pruning the cantaloupe plants,
Calling the fish to swim into my nets,
And I've taken twelve thousand and forty-one breaths,
And I'm TIRED!
-Shel Silverstein (my favorite poet)